Sunday, July 25

Ten Commandments of Rock

...according to Jack Black.
  1. Film Directors are the New Rock Stars.
  2. Punk Is Cool - But Metal Rules
  3. All the Greatest Rock Stars Are Dead
  4. But Dead Comedians Rock Harder
  5. Rock Star Sperm Is Worth More Than Your Feeble Man Juice
  6. Musicians Make Lousy Actors, and Vice Versa
  7. Meaningless Sex Is All Part of the Job
  8. Only Rock Stars are Dumb Enough to Date Rock Stars
  9. Rock Should Come Naturally - Don't Force It
  10. Tenacious D Are the Future of Rock

Thanks to Uncut Magazine.

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