Two of my favorite movie reviews...or should I say star reviews

Box Office : Defamer

1. Constantine—
Join us tonight in watching in utter helplessness as Keanu Reeves, Hollywood’s Most Unlikely Star™, furrows his brow like he’s sounding out his lines phonetically in his head before finally delivering them. If you look closely enough, you can see his lips move before you actually hear the words.

2. Hitch—
We’re going to go on the record with this: Will Smith is absolutely fucking adorable...Someone’s going to slap his face on a big-eared teddy bear and make millions.

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